A Detachable Vagina

This time, I wanna write something different. I was talking to one of my lady friends and she told me about their stress and pressure as a women and it kinda gave me an idea to write about it and share my opinion with you girls.

            There’s so much pressure in women. Man may not understand how women feel at times. So as a friend with lots of lady friends, I would like to share something about women. And with that, I would also like to share a silly imagination I had about woman, looking at a better perspective. Not sexual intercourse, but something unique. I’m not going to talk about vagina as most of the people already know what it is.  Women are taught to treasure those little things in life including their vagina ever since they were little, even if you would complain about the pain of having weekly period. And that’s a lot of pressure to the most of the women.

            To all my ladies out there... this is what I was thinking… Let’s imagine. Wouldn’t it be easier if your vagina were detachable? Wouldn’t it be easier for women to just leave their vagina at home? Think of the freedom that you’ll have. For example, when you get back home from work late at night and you are feeling stressful, and you want to go out and jog outside to release the tension. It could be dark and dangerous outside, you could just leave it at home and go out jogging! It could be pitch black outside and you could still continue jogging, enjoying yourself. Suddenly if a man jumps out from the bushes trying to rape you and you could be like: “Sorry… I left it at home.” It can save you from getting rape by a pervert. There is nothing “valuable” on you because you left it at home. LOL

            There is so much freedom. You could probably do anything in the world. You could even visit a professional basketball player in a hotel room at 2 o’clock in the morning. “Sex? Oh no, no way. My vagina is not even in the building. I’m just here to talk about your jump shot…” Besides that, you can even know who are your true girlfriends, or having some sisterhood bonding time. For example, you could call your girlfriend in the middle of the night while you are having fun on a date and ask her if she could help you to grab your vagina located in a shoe box on the top shelf, in order for you to enjoy you-know-what. Moreover, when your period strikes, you could just leave it at home without feeling the pain. How awesome is that for you huh?

            Of course, everything has its’ pros and cons. Man can have their perks too, but not in a good way for ladies. For example, you want to go out with the girls to have some dinner. Your boyfriend wants to watch your vagina for you until you come back, helping you to take care of it. Well, you can’t really trust the most them. When you get back home, your vagina may be bent out of shape. Probably next time you may wanna put a lock or a password to lock it. Your boyfriend would probably say: “Err… erm… some of the fellas came by and…”

DFTBA,

Dann’